Keep SMILING....

...And N-joy Your Holidays  : )

 1) After 10 yrs:-
Teacher earns 20 lakhs,
Doctor- 50 lakhs,
Engineer- 60 lakhs,
IAS officer - 70 lakhs
But Sanyasi - 1177 crores ( Choose your Career)

2)   A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???
WIVES look at each other's saris and HUSBANDS look at each other's  wife!!..

3)  UKG Kid: Dad can we go to McDonald today.
Dad: ya but only when you spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, ok forget it dad let's go to KFC

4) Girl to her brother: What are u going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesn't play football?
Boy: On my birthday she gave me books...

5) Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on  last day of the month
(31st July)......
don't know
to get full salary........

6) Tiger: Ye saale discovery channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai .
Monkey: Kya Hua..?
Tiger: Are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe hain

7) Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.
Kid wrote: It's a country whose map comes free along with the India map.

8) A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him what happened?
He said... "I don't know, I also came down Just now..!!"

9) Height of Social Networking -
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Boy: Madam, please check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......

(FROM A FRIEND'S MAIL TO YOU !)

Be Blessed

KINDLY VISIT:

http://armyofchristthevictor.wordpress.com/divine-mechanic/

http://armyofchristthevictor.wordpress.com/

What is the Neocatecumenal Way?

Earth Changes - 2012 End of the World Predictions

BBC Noah's Ark - The full video

2012 SIGNS- WORLD ENDING on DEC. 21, 2012 ?

Chaplet of Divine Mercy [Song ] Pt 2/2

Prayer for All Souls Day 

The Prayer of St. Gertrude, below, is one of the most famous of the prayers for souls in purgatory. St. Gertrude the Great (pictured at left) was a Benedictine nun and mystic who lived in the 13th century. According to tradition, our Lord promised her that 1000 souls would be released from purgatory each time it is said devoutly. 

"Eternal Father, I offer Thee the Most Precious Blood of Thy Divine Son, Jesus, in union with the masses said throughout the world today, for all the holy souls in purgatory, for sinners everywhere, for sinners in the universal church, those in my own home and within my family. Amen."
 

What is All Souls Day?  All Souls Day is when the Church commemorates and prays for the holy souls in Purgatory, undergoing purification of their sins before entering heaven. All Souls Day is November 2nd, right after All Saints Day. These All Souls Day Prayers relate to these themes, including praying for those in Purgatory. More Info: All Souls Day. [sources : http://www.churchyear.net/allsoulsprayers.html & others]

Man of the Millennium!

 He is The 1st Person in The World To Spend The Entire Earnings For A Social Cause...

Meet... Mr.Kalayanasundaram...

He Worked As A Librarian For 30 Years.
Every Month in His 30 Year Experience(service), He Donated His Entire Salary To Help The Needy.
He Worked As A Server in A Hotel To Meet His Needs.
He Donated Even His Pension Amount Of About Ten Lakh Rupees To The Needy.
 
He is The First Person in The World To Spend The Entire Earnings For A Social Cause.
I n Recognition To His Service,
The American Government Honoured Him With The ‘Man of the Millennium’ Award.
 
He received a sum of Rs 30 crores as part of this award which he distributed entirely for the needy as usual. 
 
Moved by his passion to help others,
Super Star Rajinikanth adopted him as his father.
 He still stays as a bachelor and dedicated his entire life for serving the society.
You can read more about him, Click here.
 
All our Politicians, Film stars, Business magnets, cricketers  Press and we all Indians should be PROUD and also should be ashamed of ourselves.
 American Government has honored him but we Indians even don't know that such a personality exist amongst us. 
 
Atleast have the courtesy to pass this on and on till the whole world comes to know about this Great Good Samaritan. 
 
Hat's off Kalayanasundaram...
We Indians are extremely proud of you and proudly say

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."

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Thanks & Regards